I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them
:omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC
AND IT CAME OUT LIKE
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FCKED UP ENOUGH
According to sources, it costs about $20,000 to hire an assassin so if you ever think you’re worthless, just remember you’re worth $20,000 to someone out there. Happy holidays guys








