lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

everets:

when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them

:omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC

AND IT CAME OUT LIKE

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FCKED UP ENOUGH

vaspim:

According to sources, it costs about $20,000 to hire an assassin so if you ever think you’re worthless, just remember you’re worth $20,000 to someone out there. Happy holidays guys